|Elton John – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road: 3 stars
Precon: Not a fan of Sir Elton.
After Listening: aaaand that’s why.
Favorite Track: Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting is exactly that: alright.
Overall: The deeper cuts are as vapid and smaltzy as the hits. I have friends who enjoy this album unironically, but I will never get it. I also don’t get Spaghetti-Ohs and Natural Light.