Josh’s Musings – Rumours

Fleetwood Mac – Rumours: 3 stars

Precon: I might be the only one in RC who hasn’t heard this album. I’ve heard their radio hits. I can’t remember which ones. I think there are one or two I don’t mind and a couple others I could do without.

Favorite Track: The Chain
Least Favorite: Songbird

Dreams is pretty sistered all the way. Makes me think I’m grocery shopping.
Don’t Stop is in the same boat. I guess it’s a good song, but I’ve heard it since the day I was born so it’s not even music anymore, it’s just a part of the world. Makes me feel like I’m at some kind of street fair.
Go Your Own Way, damn maybe I have heard the majority of this album. The whole thing is pretty sistered. This one makes me think I’m watching a commercial.
The Chain is a good one. Heard it a lot but still like it.
Nice 70’s bass line on You Make Loving Fun.
I Don’t Want to Know is decent. Gold Dust Woman is pretty good.
It’s hard to rate this album. The songs I’ve already heard are musical Coca-Cola. The other ones are what I would expect other Fleetwood Mac songs to be. Decent, not tremendously appealing to me, but technically good I think. Like the 2006 Bears, they are who I thought they were. Crown their asses if you like.

Josh (49 Posts)

He may look like just an ordinary pizza flingin’ oven jockey, but no—this dude can lay the smack down with the bets of em’. He’s Josh, the "Brick Oven", and he’s the owner and head cook at Josh’s Joint. Who does he lay the smack down on exactly? His customers, that’s who. Order something the wrong way—catch a body blow. Ask for extra garlic in a rude manner—smack to your grill space. Walk into his joint like you own the place—your head goes through the soda fountain machine right quick. This motherfu*ker doesn’t mess around. He once gave a dude an atomic wedgie and stuffed his face in a toilet just for calling him “chief”. Come in his restaurant talkin’ bout, “can I get some garlic knots”, while he’s watching Judge Judy, and you just might get your ass handed to you with a side of Josh’s famous pizza sauce. If by some miracle you are able to duck his punches or fight off his attacks, you then might be invited to his afterhours fight club, which he holds in the back alley behind the restaurant.

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