‘Quotes From Pals’ Archives
QFP Quotes From Pals Catchup: October, November, December 2012
This sounds like somebody shit in my ears. Seth 10/4/12 I have liquids. Seth 10/12/12 We’ll get some Budweiser scotch while we’re at it. Rick 10/12/12 Oh you’re from Cupertino? I love your font! Rick 10/13/12 My arm makes my face go dark. Cat logic is [Read More]
QFP Quotes from Pals August and September 2012
Boo: What’s your middle name? Ali: Dawn. Like a sunrise. Boo: Or a Tyrannadon! 8/4/12 Boo: Why are you taking the water off? Darren: To make you ask questions. 8/4/12 It sounds like robot snuff films to me. Keri 8/21/12 Frodo’s trip to Mount Doom was interesting [Read More]
QFP July 2012
Come on! Gimme some sky candy! JonB 7/3/12 He’s like the Joe Pesci of dogs. Slack 7/4/12 Just saying that made me want to become an arsonist. JonB 7/4/12 I’ve got an advanced downward facing dog. Pat 7/4/12 If you have speedbumps on your cock, you got a [Read More]
Quotes From Pals: June – Parawana Fishes
30 shades of flannel. Seth 6/2/12 Put a blacklight under the table and it’s like the billion boy battlefield. Ali 6/8/12 *sung* Milo Ventimiglia- ah ha! Ali 6/8/12 The only thing hot about her is that she has the psycho killer eyes. Steve 6/8/12 If you could fist your [Read More]
QFP April and May: Lonely Alpaca
There really is nothing sadder than a lonely alpaca. Marissa 4/2/12 Everyone’s supposed to have a 1% other for their diet, so I’m fine with eating cat hair. Steve 4/8/12 Why is Snoop Dogg on anything but parole? Seth 4/9/12 He put the “meth” in [Read More]
QFP March: Leftovertures
Bro: “How does Wil Smith get so much work?” Drew: “By being the whitest black guy.” 3/3/2012 That’s what I picture the Titanic would be if they survived a few more hours. ChrisS 3/3/12 It IS a big penis. Ali 3/3/12 If I knew this was a witch [Read More]
QFP January 2012: Latino Swedish Meatballs
He sounds like Iggy Pop, but with less hepatitis. Vicki 1/1/12 Seth: Would anybody else watch Riot Cats if it was a show on TNT? Ali: I would. Seth: I see it as SWAT with all roles played by kittens. Ali: We have cameras and I’m sure someone will let us borrow kittens [Read More]
QFP December 2011: Shit My Friends Say
If I were President, I’d make Sugarland fans enemy combatants and put them all in Gitmo. Chris 12/1/11 Is it too serious when my coworkers see me crying at work? Mike 12/1/11 Ali: Will listening to this automatically make me a Juggalo? If it does, I refuse to listen [Read More]
QFP Quotes From Pals November 2011
You can’t buy clothes with foodstamps! Ali 11/2/11 So obscure, they’re incorrect. Jamie 11/2/11 I wanna punch you. Come run into my fist. Ashley 11/2/11 “Take a step back and watch. Who created He-Man?” “… Bears?” “No. Hitler. [Read More]
QFP Quotes From Pals October 2011
According to my numerology, I could’ve been a sea captain. Pat 10/2/11 I don’t like dying. I’m going to try to avoid that. Pat 10/2/11 No one would ruin a face this beautiful. Pat 10/2/11 I’m hip to the drip. Pat 10/2/11 [Read More]
