This sounds like somebody shit in my ears.
I have liquids.
We’ll get some Budweiser scotch while we’re at it.
Oh you’re from Cupertino? I love your font!
My arm makes my face go dark. Cat logic is awesome.
That’s such a painful pose! … But men like, so we do it!
Why do you need to overthrow the donut king?
Do you want to have a staring contest with me just so I can cry?
God doesn’t close a vagina by opening an asshole.
He’s young and has good hydraulics.
No one gets a Snagglepuss reference anymore.
I’m an OG hoarder.
I know exactly what I’m doing with knives.
My vagina just breathed a sigh of relief.
Jenn: “I always wanted an Easy Bake Oven.”
Ali: “Do you like hot pudding?”
I’m always weary about people that don’t love chocolate.
Was there really any other type of Rick Danko than a coked up one?
Shawn: The thing about Japan…
Ali: Educate me, Viking.
Ali: Why did I join a wine club?
Shawn: It didn’t really help you.
Emerald: You’re whining right now.
I wanna have sex with you and now I can’t. This is your fault.
Fuck your treachery! Have you ever been bitten by a duck?
Nikki: *French Accent* Mawwwhahahaha!
Matt: Which is French for Hahahaha.
Aren’t they supposed to smell like pickles and money? Or pickled money?
I would pay you so much money to Sharpie your dick.
Seth: Since Op Ivy played their last show in ‘89, you can’t be expected to buy the tee at a show.
Marissa: I also would have been six and was mainly listening to the theme from Land Before Time and Whitney Houston’s opus “The Greatest Love Of All”. The only Operations I cared about were the one I was undergoing for my sinuses and the one that involved an inanimate man and buzzing tweezers
If you pay $400 for a Fugazi shirt, Ian McKaye will personally punch you in the pants.
The guy on the left looks like a self-important German architect with eccentric sexual proclivities, the middle guy is what would come out it Neil Young and Bret Michaels had a baby, and the gut on the right is like, “yeah, I like piercings and 80s hairdos–whataya want from me?”.
Let’s get drunk, show up with weird paintings and heckle them mercilessly.
Basically all bad people names are great pet names.
You are a cat racist!
Killed by stuffed animals is not how I want to go out.
I’ve never laid an egg or a chicken.
You build babies out of meat.
That sounds like a dude that went jogging at a taco festival.
Seth: it would be creepy and cute.
Ali: it would be creepdorable!
Are you mocking autistic children?
Is it weird calling him “daddy” in a non-fetish setting?
Your horror is an aphrodisiac to me.
He’s basically Rainbow Dash with Apple Jack’s accent.
Rune: I think Lady Gaga just douses herself in glue and rolls around in things.
Me: Yeah. She’s like Katamari.
He keeps his girlfriends private. I know because I stalked him on MySpace.