Boo: What’s your middle name?
Ali: Dawn. Like a sunrise.
Boo: Or a Tyrannadon!
Boo: Why are you taking the water off?
Darren: To make you ask questions.
It sounds like robot snuff films to me.
Frodo’s trip to Mount Doom was interesting too, but it didn’t really happen.
Well…ok but only because your grandfather was so handsome. I’m not about to take inspiration from an ugly ass old dude.
Boo: I think a kid is concerned, Mommy.
Ali: Concerned about what?
Molly: What kid would that be?
Boo: That would be me.
I bet an aneurism is great when it’s over.
This is like a monkey fucking a football. “Does this go there?”
There’s no such thing as date rape. Once the rape starts, the date is over.
Can you sew my panties?!??
Josh: I actually had it paused right at the beginning of that song. Yeah pretty graphic but not totally offensive. Didn’t he spend most of it talking about eating p word? Seems like a nice gesture of good will towards women.
Marissa: You’re right, I’m being silly. I mean if I read that on a dating profile, I’d think to myself “wow, this guy is pretty much a feminist”
I can’t say unequivocally that if the Zombies did come, I WOULDN’T take up chewing tobacco. I feel like if I were living the life on the run from the hoard, I might NEED to have some chaw and a spittoon. I mean is there a girl out there that wouldn’t love a pearl and rhinestone covered spittoon?
Thanks for the closed captioning. Now I can hear it.
This is a lot like Boston except that it’s cleaner, brighter, and less crowded.
OH at Powells: “So I should just buy 50 Shades of Grey and get a cat?”
Even the nice ones just look like a Chipotle burrito with a vein running down the side