Yes, I COULD put on pants, but I needed to make sure the heater in my new place works.
… Also I hate pants.
… … Oh, and if I die, then my heater works but there’s this weird smell. I’m assuming that it’s the hair of the previous renter, because I haven’t collected enough hair in my hairbrush to put it in the heater where it belongs.
Alright, I think someone has gotten me drunk.
…… Okay it was me.