Come on! Gimme some sky candy!
He’s like the Joe Pesci of dogs.
Just saying that made me want to become an arsonist.
I’ve got an advanced downward facing dog.
If you have speedbumps on your cock, you got a knowledge about some shit.
I don’t feel bad about poultry, because they’re essentially lizards.
Bro: I like the pimps and hos analogy.
Pat: It’s pretty much the same except less gonorrhea.
Ali: Do we change time zones today?
Mom: Do we?
Ali: We’re the worst travelers ever!
Mom: Tie bump to the door?
Ali: Five bucks at the door!