Seth and I Are Terrible At Naming Businesses.

Seth: So, should I open a steampunk bed & breakfast in an old Victorian house?

Ali: What would you call it?

Seth: Aether House?
Brass Hollow?
Steam Garden?
Professor Aloysius O’Hooligan’s Vacatiotorium?

Ali: How about “You Will Get Tetanus”?

Seth: After the failure of Cholera Café, I have decided to be more choosy with my business names.